so many more insults

- you sing like a troop of howler monkeys in a sack with a handful of rusty nails being slowly hammered into them with a giant mallot.
- I'd rather have my tongue beaten wafer thin and then stapled to the ground with a croquet hoop.
- you have the artistic talent of a colourblind ostrich that likes sitting on paper after it has wet its behind with multi-coloured paints.
- you are as good as diguising yourself as a giraffe in dark glasses trying to get into a polar-bears only golf club.
- you are as useful to me as a hole in the head, an affliction you must be very well accustomed to, never having a brain.

Madagascar

I saw Madagascar last weekend and I cant help but say:
Ha! I told you so! All you people who didnt believe me when I said those penguins were organised, well IN YOUR FACE!
ahem. No seriously, it is a good family movie, with it's funny moments. Maybe not as funny as Toy Story or Ice Age, but good none the less. I mean, it has dancing lemurs!

even more insults

- shes a couplet short of a sonnet.
- if his IQ were two points higher, he'd be a rock.
- this man is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.
- you're so stupid that when you graduated kindergarten you cut yourself shaving.
- you've got a brain the size of a weasels wedding tackle.
- why do you sit there looking like an envolope without any address on it?

Beyond Tomorrow

Beyond Tomorrow is a new television show on channel 7, which covers new inventions, new things in science, every thing new basically. last weeks show had bionic arms which were controlled by thought, Cars that could go by putting your hand on an orby thing,

Index of Best Insults

Yes! from now on I'm going to do an Idex of best insults, compiled by my sister and me. These are insults we've heard our parents say, or Blackadder, or ones we've made ourselves. Every few days or so, I'll write in a few, But I would love for people to add thier own as well.
- Dances like an epileptic siamese twin spider monkey with one leg and unlimited access to speed.
- As useful as a barbers shop on the steps of a guillotine.
- As unique as a single avocado in the middle of a feild full of avocados.
- Trying to find a brain in your head is like trying to find a specific needle in a haystack full of needles.
- You look like a bird who's swallowed a plate.