poem

friendship
is like
wee
in your pants
everyone
can see it
but only you
can feel
its true warmth.
thankyou
for being
the wee
in my pants.

more paku panda!

Paku Panda

there is a new craze sweeping japan- Paku Panda!
here is how its done:
1. buy some paku pandas
2. buy a camera
3. arrange the pandas
4. take a photo!

i have......

i have....

(0) smoked a cigarette
(0) crashed a relative's car
(0) Got drunk with a good friend
(0) stolen a car
(x) been in love
(x) been dumped
(0) shoplifted
(0) been fired
(x) been in a fist fight
(x) snuck out of my parent's house
(0) seen my child being born
(0) been arrested
(0) gone on a blind date
(x) skipped school
(x) seen someone die
(0) been to Canada
(0) been to Mexico
(x) been on a plane
(0) eaten Sushi
(0) been skiing.. snowboarding
(x) been moshing at a concert
(x) love someone or miss someone right now
(x) lain on my back and watched cloud shapes go by
(0) made a snow angel
(x) flown a kite
(x) built a sand castle
(x) gone puddle jumping
(x) played dress up
(x) jumped into a pile of leaves
(0) gone sledding
(x) cheated while playing a game
(x) been lonely
(x) fallen asleep at work/school
(x) used a fake ID
(x) watched the sun set
(0) felt an earthquake/tremor
(0) touched a snake
(x) slept beneath the stars
(x) been tickled
(x) been robbed
(x) been misunderstood
(x) pet a reindeer/goat
(x) won a contest
(0) run a red light
(0) been suspended from school
(0) been in a car crash
(0) had braces
(x) eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
(0) had deja vu
(x) danced in the moonlight
(x) witnessed a crime
(x) questioned my heart
(x) been obsessed with post-it notes
(x) squished barefoot through the mud
(x) been lost
(0) been to the opposite side of the country
(x) swum in the ocean
(x) written a speech
(0) felt like dying
(x) written a song
(x) cried myself to sleep
(x) played cops and robbers
(x) recently coloured with crayons
(x) sung karaoke
(0) been interviewed on the radio
(x) paid for a meal with only coins
(x) done something I told myself I wouldn't
(x) made prank phone calls
(x) laughed until some kind of beverage came out of my nose
(x) caught a snowflake on my tongue
(x) danced in the rain
(0) sold an drawing to a stranger
(x) written a letter to Santa Claus
(0) been kissed under a mistletoe
(x) watched the sun rise with someone I cared about
(x) blown bubbles
(0) made a bonfire on the beach
(0) crashed a party
(x) gone roller-skating
(x) had a wish come true
(x) worn pearls
(x) jumped off a bridge
(0) ate dog/cat food
(0) been married
(x) told a complete stranger I loved them
(0) kissed a mirror
(x) sung in the shower
(x) run away from home
(0) cheated on someone
(0) had a dream that I married someone
(x) glued my hand to something
(0) got my tongue stuck to a flag pole
(0) kissed a fish
(x) sat on a roof top
(x) screamed at the top of my lungs
(x) done a one-handed cartwheel
(0) talked on the phone for more than 6 hours
(x) stayed up all night
(x) didn't take a shower for a week
(x) pick and ate an apple right off the tree
(x) climbed a tree
(0) stayed awake for more than three days
(x) had a tree house
(x) believed in ghosts
(x) started a fire
(0) owned more than 30 pairs of shoes
(x) worn a really ugly outfit to school just to see what others say
(0) gone streaking
(x) gone doorbell ditching
(0) played chicken
(x) jumped into a pool/hot tub/lake with all my clothes on
(x) been told I're hot by a complete stranger
(x) broken a bone
(0) served on a jury
(x) punched an inanimate object
(x) caught a fish then ate it (but I cooked it before eating it)
(x) caught a butterfly
(x) cheated on a test
(x) embarrassed myself on stage
(x) owned a Britney Spears CD/Tape
(x) forgotten someone's name
(x) driven a boat
(x) gone skinny dipping in a pool
(0) gone skinny dipping in the ocean
(0) been kicked out of my house
(x) have had a fantasy over someone I love as a good friend
(0) sun tanned naked
(0) run naked in the rain
(0) loved someone who didn’t love me

all i can say is....man i sound boring

dude

dude- I think I just found the most bizarre website on the planet, and probably the whole universe too, since I doubt the other planets have the internet, much less computers.But whatever.
I now present......
>drumroll<

www.jesusdressup.com! Thats right! Now you too can dress up Jesus, and in the privacy of your own home! Jesus has many outfits, including Hitler and the Teletubbies! My personal favourite would have to be the Oscar the Grouch head.